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Top 3 Best Synthetic Urine Brands & How To Use Fake Pee For A Drug Test

If you’re going to be using fake pee for a drug test, then you really have to use one of the top three best brands of synthetic urine I’m going to tell you about right now, if you want to pass. The less money you spend, and the less aware you are of what the best synthetic urine is, the more likely you fail.

But I’m not asking you to just take my word for it on what the best synthetic urine products are. I’m going to explain in detail what’s in each of the best synthetic urine brands, and how it compares to the cheaper, more nasty brands.

We will also talk in detail about how to use fake pee for a drug test, how to use synthetic urine belts, and what the problems are with keeping the temperature for your sample correct.

All that plus detailed synthetic urine reviews of the top three products: what they contain, what they use to keep the sample warm, and how good they really are.

Why You Should Use Fake Urine For A Drug Test

When it comes to passing a drug test, you’ve got three options:

  • Use a high-quality detox drink
  • Do a natural detox
  • Use fake urine

A detox drink can work, and for a supervised drug test, it’s probably the best option if you haven’t got the week or more it will take for you to do a natural detox.

But the easiest, most certain, way of passing a drug test, especially the easy to pass unsupervised drug tests that are mostly used for employment purposes, is undoubtedly to use synthetic urine. As long as it’s high-quality, you don’t get caught submitting it, and the sample is within the temperature range that human urine actually is, then you’ve got about a 99% chance of passing.

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Checklist: What The Best Synthetic Urine Kit Must Contain

But with dozens of brands synthetic urine out there, how you know what the best synthetic urine actually is?

Well, it all comes down to understanding exactly what the drug testing companies look for:

  • Must contain chemicals found in real urine
  • Must look, smell, and froth like human urine
  • Must fall within the correct specific gravity and pH range
  • Cannot contain any additional chemicals that could be detected
  • Has to be submitted within the temperature range of 90°F and 100°F

So the synthetic urine you buy has to have a complex formula that will pass close scrutiny. At the very least it has to contain urea, uric acid, and creatinine. On top of that, it should fall within the specific gravity and pH ranges human urine is found within as well.

But if you are facing a scrupulous lab assistant, then it also has to look like the real thing. Some will do an extra check by holding your sample up to the light to see how clear it is, as human urine isn’t always crystal clear, and also that it looks generally like the real thing.

In fact, “the sniff test” is something some labs do as well, especially for more advanced and expensive drug tests. They will froth the sample to see if it looks like urine, look through it, and smell it.

I mentioned additional chemicals a minute ago as well. What I mean by that is artificial preservatives, things like biocide or bleach-based preservatives.

I did read recently about a lab technician testing fake urine for a big magazine, I think it was for Forbes. She mentioned that she spotted U Pass instantly because it left a slight purple line around the sample container where the top of the liquid had rested. This is apparently a very clear sign that a bleach-based preservative has been used, making it instantly detectable.

I’m saying that to warn you off some of the brands like U Pass, Magnum, and Xstream. That’s why they aren’t reliable, and why they are mostly only suitable for joke or fetish use.

I’m also telling you that little anecdote to show you exactly how professional some of these people are. If you give them crap quality urine, they will spot it. If they can spot a faint purple line around where the limit of the liquid is, because of bleach being present, then they are going to be pretty good at spotting poor fakes.

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How To Use Fake Pee For Drug Tests

So let’s quickly talk you through how you can use fake pee for a drug test successfully. The first thing you have to do is prepare the sample. That means adding water to it if it’s a powder (Sub Solution and a couple of other brands come in powder form).

Secondly, you have to heat the sample up. If it’s Sub Solution or Quick Luck, you can use the supplied heat activator powder, which makes it really simple, because you don’t need another heat source.

But for all the other brands out there you will have to use a microwave to warm the sample up, and then use a heating pad to keep within the right temperature range.

You can just use the heat pad, but it can take around an hour to get the sample up to the right temperature and keep it there. For some of the poor brands with crap heat pads, they will struggle to even achieve this.

But however you do it, you have to get the sample to show up on the temperature strip that you will get on the side of the bottle, and then you have to keep it there while you transport the sample to wherever you are going.

Does Synthetic Urine Really Work?

Synthetic urine definitely will pass a drug test as long as it’s complex enough to pass, and you don’t get caught doing it.

Before you go into the testing lab, always make sure that you check the temperature is registering on the strip at between 90°F and 100°F.

Make sure that you’ve got it secured on you invisibly. The best thing to do is to keep it in your crotch area, preferably by wearing two pairs of underwear and placing it between the two. That way it won’t be detected easily. Also, make sure that you wear loose trousers.

Most drug tests are unsupervised. That means you will go behind a screen, or even more usually, into a restroom to submit your sample. So there’s no danger, you can just take out the bottle, pour in, and then hide it again. But the problem comes when the test is supervised, so let’s talk more about that now.

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Using A Synthetic Urine Belt

If you are facing a supervised drug test then things are a lot more complicated. Supervised means somebody will be in the room with you. They may not be looking over your shoulder or straight at you, but they will be in the room.

That makes it almost impossible to just pull out a bottle of synthetic urine and pour it into the container, and then hide it away again.

That’s why people use a synthetic urine belt. This is specially designed to discreetly be warmed, with the urine stored in it. It then uses a tap mechanism which allows you to submit the sample in a natural position.

The problem is that the tap doesn’t look realistic, and those fake dongs (prosthetics) don’t look that realistic either if somebody spots them directly. And if you’re a woman, it’s really tough to submit a sample in a natural position at all.

For me, if you are facing a supervised drug test, then you could buy a synthetic urine belt and practice with it. But I’d also advise you to buy high-quality detox drink, just in case you realize it’s never going to work.

Synthetic Urine Reviews: 3 Best Fake Urine Products

So hopefully you’re now a bit more clued up on using fake pee for drug test success. The best synthetic urine has to be complex enough to pass, look like the real thing, and importantly you have to submit it within the correct temperature range.

The problem with most products is that they don’t achieve the complexity, and they contain artificial preservatives that are traceable. There are surprisingly few synthetic urine products out there that can remain undetected.

  1. Clear Choice Sub Solution

This is been the number one bestselling brand for several years. It’s the most complex formula on the market that contains 14 chemical markers found in human urine.

On top of that, it looks, smells, and froths like real human urine as well, so it will pass that all-important extra scrutiny, should it occur.

Most importantly, you’ll get heat activator powder rather than a heating pad. This is brilliant because it heats up the liquid through agitation. You pour about a third of the heat activator powder into the liquid, shake it for about 30 seconds until it dissolves, and watch the temperature strip rise. If it doesn’t get warm enough, just add a little more.

That means that with Sub Solution, you don’t even need to use a microwave and heat pad at all. Just before you go in, add the heat activator powder to get it within the right temperature range, and then you’ve got about 20 minutes to submit your sample, which is usually plenty of time.

But one better than Sub Solution is a new product from the same company called “Quick Luck”. It’s more complex in the formula, and premixed. That makes it perfect for on the spot drug testing, or if you just want the ultimate in quality and convenience packed into one.

  1. Quick fix synthetic urine

Quick Fix is another top-selling brand, but it is far less complex than Sub Solution or Quick Luck. In fact, as far as I’m aware, it only contains creatine, urea, and uric acid, that’s three chemicals found in human urine, rather than the 14 you get in Sub Solution.

But for your basic pre-employment drug testing, they only search for the presence of these three chemicals, and sometimes not even uric acid.

Quick Fix is also another rare beast because just like Sub Solution, it doesn’t contain biocide or bleach-based preservatives. It was rumored a couple of years ago that Lab Corp had realized that most of the brands out there contain biocide or bleach preservatives, so they started testing for their presence, which easily rules out most fake samples.

Quick Fix comes with a heating pad, so you don’t get the luxury and granular control of the heat activator powder either. Which means you’ll need a microwave and time to prepare the sample. That makes Quick Fix absolutely no good for on the spot drug testing because you couldn’t prepare the sample in a locker, in a toilet, or in your driving cab very easily.

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  1. Monkey whizz

Third, on my list is Monkey Whizz. I put in third place because some people say that it doesn’t look like the real thing. However, I think it looks quite golden and realistic, and I think you’d get away with it.

It’s a very simple formula like Quick Fix, and it costs around the same price. Pricing is important because some people just don’t have the money, but if you’ve got the money, Sub Solution at $80, or Quick Luck at $100 are definitely the brands to go for.

Quick Fix only costs $40, and that’s for the larger 3 fluid ounce size. Monkey Whizz costs $40 for 3 fluid ounces as well, but you are looking at buying the Monkey Flask product for that money.

Monkey Whizz is actually the name of the synthetic urine belt product. So you get the urine belt and dispensing tap, and exactly the same synthetic urine as you get in Monkey Flask. So between Monkey Whizz and Quick Fix, there’s not a lot to choose between them, both are premixed, and both have a basic formula.

If you don’t want to spend any more money, or they are available locally, or you just don’t care, than they are perfectly good enough to try and pass a basic drug test.

But if you really want the ultimate in quality and convenience, if you really want to pass any type of drug test, then Sub Solution or Quick Luck are definitely the best synthetic urine brands out there.